What movies have not aged well?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Do people have to be a pastor to baptize?

-”Ah so!”

-All the bad guys are black.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

My marriage is fixed. My future husband repeatedly calls me to meet me in private and pressure me to have a relationship. What should I do?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Octopussy

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What makes Nigerian scammers skilled at impersonating people? Is their success a result of intelligence or other factors?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Do flat Earthers really exist? Why do they believe the Earth is flat?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Why do women change that much more with age?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

You Only Live Twice

Goldfinger

Why am I sweating so much at night even though my room is really cold?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd